We got a few things to say:
ONE: SendAustin isn’t taking comments from readers anymore. Please stop trying. It creates a physical sensation of vomiting and stinging elbow pain to read these asinine “corrections” and “tips.” Just go eat your goddamn feelings or something.
TWO: For sale: Annoying pair of Prana climbing jeans. Unflattering fit, bizaar and inexplicable length, huge waist, slim hips, ugly wash, weird overstretched patches on knees. Free to the first one who finds us. Just come to hueco and ask after that bitch with the jeans.
THREE: There is no three, actually. Just please stop commenting.
FOUR: Rock climbing is awesome!!
