1. Do not blow up ellen’s trailer. (Discuss with AO)
2. Determine formula for Roger’s Park soakedness using inches and duration of rain, hours of wind since rain, speed of wind, and other factors not yet thought of.
3. Decide if it’s too stupid to bring a few pairs of stupidly sexy underwear on a climbing trip just to avoid having to do laundry very often. Proceed accordingly.
4. Create The Sendaustin of Climbing 2010 Calendar, to celebrate the grace and beauty of atx chossbucklers.
5. Deal with this crap:
6. Consider preventative measures
7. Lunch with Rupesh.
8. Write a post about horses. Do climbers typically hate/fear horses?
8b. Reconsider horse post idea. Might be stupid.
8c. Try to memorize how french grades, V-grades, and Yosemite grades match up. (repeatedly ask clayton and/or vinny)
8d. Become friends with that guy “Andy.”
9. Write post about those so-cal climbing videos that get hilariously bad reviews on netflix.
10. Follow up with AO on “do not explode” guidelines.
11. Pack shit.
11b. Insult friends/strangers.
12. Locate harmonica.
13. Bail.
1. Perhaps it would be better if you discuss the not blowing up of MY trailer with ME…AO has been known to blow shit up…
2. With respect to #3…I’m the only one allowed to do “that” in my trailer. Unless of course Ema and Vee have another top secret lovecapade out there without telling me about it.
3. I’m mildly offended, in light of you holing up in my trailer for the next month, that you wouldn’t use me as your hypothetical hot calendar/poster-girl. I’d rather have fame and glory than money, duh.
4. I LOOOOVE horsies, not that you asked.
leave 11b to me bitches
im coming to visit.