Remember how that skinny lady who played a hallucinating lawyer on TV around the time that the whole Columbine shooting thing and the WTO Seattle martial law thing happened, and now she goes out with, or is maybe married to, Harrison Ford had, like, a personal theme song? Well if this sentence were a song, it would be our theme song.
Deep down, I know I’m not an idiot and I don’t feel bad for myself, because I’m occasionally witty and know how to use a Grigri.
-AB’s e-blast
